Sunday, October 22, 2006

Vegemite will return

Sadly, the US government has screwed up again! Banning the "BLACK GOLD" will not deter the faithful. If thousands of Chinese can sneak into this country by containers at shipping ports how hard would it be to bring in the VEG? Disguised as toothpaste? Add food colouring (Aussie spelling) and call it Cheese Wizzzzz? Nay, I say to you. "You will not stop the import of Aussie brain food." My stash here will be saved for family members visiting and maybe their friends. I might even bring some when I come visiting so tell your friends to gather in large numbers, I have enough. Let us, the BLUE side of the globe, start a petition to not only let the Aussie young and old continue to enjoy one of natures most pleasant treats but to introduce this delectable spread to all American kids in schools! Never too young to start.This tonic (when mixed with hot water) should be the peace offering drink to the leaders of the Mid East. Kim Jong Il should mix it into his Kim Che and sleep the thousand nights of a true leader. The list goes on, as I do on occasion, but you have my promise of a future as a bootlegger if this doesn't change....your thoughts and support please. Vegemite Whitey loves ya'll.

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